ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]